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AMAZON updates its Terms of Service: PROHIBITS using AWS in case of a Zombie Apocalypse🧟♂️ - DEV Community
January 9, 2023 - Just recently, AWS has updated its terms of service and well, the usual. What you can and cannot do, but the funny thing is point 42.10, which in a nutshell, says that they prohibit the use of their Lumberyard services in case of a zombie apocalypse.
Business Insider
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The only way to get out of Amazon's terms of service is a zombie apocalypse
February 9, 2016 - In one of the new clauses related to Lumberyard, Amazon says that developers can't use its materials for "life-critical or safety-critical systems." However, that rule will be voided if there is a "a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization." So, if the zombies attack, feel free to use Lumberyard in any way you please.
Washington Post
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Opinion | Amazon Web Services and the zombie apocalypse - The Washington Post
October 23, 2021 - However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.
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The zombie apocalypse will void Amazon's terms of service
February 10, 2016 - "This restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization," Amazon said in its terms of service.
USA Today
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Amazon wrote a zombie apocalypse clause into its terms of service and here's why
February 10, 2016 - But if zombies aren’t munching on your neighbor’s brains, Amazon clearly states you shouldn't use its free gaming engine to run critical medical equipment or self-driving cars. Most anything else goes. That’s the wry bit of fun buried deep in the Terms and Conditions for Amazon’s Web-hosting service as it pertains to Lumberyard, the company’s newly-released video-game development software.
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Amazon Waives Terms of Service in Case of Zombie Apocalypse - FindLaw
March 21, 2019 - Amazon's Lumberyard is a free game engine that gives designers a host of orc-killing, mine-crafting, princess-in-the-castle-freeing tools, should they agree to some simple terms of service. And those terms include a hidden zombie clause, relaxing restrictions on Lumberyard should the world be overrun by brain-eating reanimated corpses.
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6 days ago - 1.14.3 These Service Terms incorporate the Standard Contractual Clauses between controllers and processors (“Controller-to-Processor Clauses”) and the Standard Contractual Clauses between processors (“Processor-to-Processor Clauses”) approved by the European Commission Implementing ...
Pete Wilcock
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Amazon Web Services has Zombie Apocalypse ToS Clause - Pete Wilcock
February 22, 2021 - However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.
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Is Amazon prepping for the zombie apocalypse? - Mercator
September 3, 2021 - However, this restriction [about acceptable use] will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization. The T&C, including the zombie clause, were updated yesterday. Apparently Amazon still fears an outbreak. Does it know something that we don’t? And it’s not just Amazon, the world’s largest retailer, which has the heebie-jeebies about zombies. MailChimp, which provides MercatorNet’s email service, states in its terms and conditions that it cannot be held liable for interruption of service under these circumstances:
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Amazon Has a Zombie Apocalypse Clause In Its Terms of Service - IGN
February 11, 2016 - Amazon released its open-source game engine, Lumberyard, for free this week. This means extensive customization for game developers, unless they're looking to use Lumberyard to run "life-critical or safety-critical systems," like medical equipment, self-driving cars, or nuclear facilities. That's totally against the rules, according to the company's terms of service—until the zombie apocalypse comes.
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Worthingtons Solicitors : Only a zombie apocalypse will free you from Amazon’s AWS Terms of Acceptable Use : Belfast and Newtownards, Northern Ireland
May 21, 2019 - There are plenty of Zombie Movies around, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead to name but a few, but do you really need to update your business Terms & Conditions to include Terms of the Living Dead ? Amazon’s Web Services Arm clearly thought so when they inserted clause 57.10 into their AWS Service terms for the unveiling of their new games development engine on 9th February: