Well, here we are. Another day, another crisis. Today, my entire team is sitting around twiddling their thumbs because our most crucial IT resource has gone offline... DinoPass.
How am I supposed to generate secure passwords now? Use a password manager? Pfft, who has time for that. I’ve got deadlines, and the only thing standing between me and a complete meltdown is a dinosaur-themed password generator that some higher-up insisted we use for "standardized security". Now it’s down, and apparently, so is our productivity.
Guess I'll have to start using "Password123!" for all our critical systems until it's back up. Security best practices, right? 🤷♂️
Can’t wait for the auditor to ask why all our passwords are one step above "admin/admin." Thanks, DinoPass.