NPR
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Zombie Apocalypse Clause Written Into Amazon Agreement : NPR
February 11, 2016 - Terms and Conditions in free software ... Mary Louise Kelly with word that when the zombie apocalypse arrives, Amazon's terms of service will no longer apply....
The Guardian
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Amazon updates its terms of service to cover the zombie apocalypse | Amazon | The Guardian
April 16, 2020 - Break-glass and use gaming engine for live military combat operations in the advent of zombies. Photograph: Awakening/Getty Images ... Updated terms of use ban game engine from use for anything ‘life or safety-critical’ except in advent of reanimated human corpses ... If the world ever ends via a virus that “causes human corpses to reanimate” – a zombie apocalypse by any other name - then Amazon’s got your back, sort of.
CNN
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The zombie apocalypse will void Amazon's terms of service
"This restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization," Amazon (AMZN) said in its terms of service.
DEV Community
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AMAZON updates its Terms of Service: PROHIBITS using AWS in case of a Zombie Apocalypse🧟♂️ - DEV Community
January 9, 2023 - Plus the restriction is only lifted if the CDC declares a zombie apocalypse. General military activity does not fall under it. Finally, the (US) military can pretty much just use your software however they want and deny any requests in court for reasons of national security. The reason military is prohibited from using lumberyard is likely that Amazon is not THAT confident the thing won't suddenly break.
Newsweek
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Amazon Buries Zombie Apocalypse Clause in Terms of Service - Newsweek
May 21, 2016 - Amazon's terms of service go on to state: "This restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization." It's not the first time unusual conditions have been placed in terms of service.
Slate
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Amazon Hides a Zombie-Outbreak Reference in New Terms of Service. Hilarious.
February 11, 2016 - At least we’ll have Amazon’s gaming engine when the zombies come for us. ... It’s hard to imagine the kind of person who would read all the way through Amazon Web Services’ massive terms of service agreement. At more than 26,000 words, the document is denser and more digressive than Tristram Shandy, a veritable post-apocalyptic wasteland of legalese that dictates how users can and cannot employ products from the e-retailer’s massively profitable cloud computing division.
NPR Illinois
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Zombie Apocalypse Clause Written Into Amazon Agreement | NPR Illinois
June 5, 2021 - I'm Mary Louise Kelly with word that when the zombie apocalypse arrives, Amazon's terms of service will no longer apply. Amazon just released free software for game developers, and deep in the fine print of the terms and conditions, it says that certain provisions can be ignored in the case ...
TIME
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Amazon Terms of Service Won't Apply During Zombie Apocalypse | TIME
February 10, 2016 - Amazon says its newly released game-development software shouldn’t be used for “life-critical or safety-critical systems”— except for in the event of a zombie invasion. The terms of service for Lumberyard, Amazon’s new package for game creators, say that the software isn’t intended for use to operate medical equipment, automated transport systems, aircraft or air traffic control, manned spacecraft, or military use, according to a report by the Wall Street Journal.
FindLaw
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Amazon Waives Terms of Service in Case of Zombie Apocalypse - FindLaw
March 21, 2019 - However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization. But don't think that a zombie apocalypse is suddenly a free-for-all. The terms won't be waived if the zombie apocalypse is merely bacterial in origin, for example, or if causes a lust for bone, not brains, or if the CDC is overwhelmed before being able to certify the outbreak or establish a successor agency.
Clarion Law
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Amazon Contract has Zombie Apocalypse Clause
March 2, 2018 - However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization. ... Strictly speaking, the clause doesn”t use the word “zombie”, but we all know what Amazon is thinking, right?