Canada Goose

Let’s say that in a parallel universe, all wild turkeys living in the US suddenly become bloodlusted during the spring season whenever they see a Canadian goose in their territory and are overcome with an urge to attack and kill any geese that locks eyes with them.

Can the geese survive the Wild Turkey Wars?

Breakdown of the combatants:

1. The wild turkey (Meleagris gallopavo) is an upland game bird native to North America, one of two extant species of turkey and the heaviest member of the order Galliformes. It is the ancestor to the domestic turkey (M. g. domesticus), which was originally derived from a southern Mexican subspecies of wild turkey (not the related ocellated turkey).

2. The Canada goose (Branta canadensis) is a large species of goose with a black head and neck, white cheeks, white under its chin, and a brown body. It is native to the arctic and temperate regions of North America, and it is occasionally found during migration across the Atlantic in northern Europe. It has been introduced to France, the United Kingdom, Ireland, Scandinavia, New Zealand, Japan, Chile, Argentina, and the Falkland Islands. Like most geese, the Canada goose is primarily herbivorous and normally migratory; often found on or close to fresh water, the Canada goose is also common in brackish marshes, estuaries, and lagoons.

Win conditions:

1. The geese win if they can survive until next fall without getting destroyed by the murderous wild turkeys.

2. The wild turkeys win if they can destroy the Canadian geese population across the US before their next migration.