if you please
phrase
  1. (formal) please
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Longman
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if you please | meaning of if you please in Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English | LDOCE
From Longman Dictionary of Contemporary Englishif you pleaseif you pleaseold-fashioned a) formalASK FOR something/ASK somebody TO DO something used to politely ask someone to do something Close the door, if you please. b) BELIEVE British English used to show that you are surprised, angry, or ...
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Cambridge Dictionary
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Meaning of if you please in English - Cambridge Dictionary
IF YOU PLEASE meaning: 1. used to express surprise and anger: 2. used to make a request more polite: 3. used to express…. Learn more.
Discussions

As you please... If you please ... Rude? | WordReference Forums
I often pause after I wrote "if you please" if this expression is really not rude! Click to expand... This one's gone a while without an answer, Cheshire. There's an old-fashioned expression in BE, to mind one's p's and q's; it means to be careful to say please and thank-you to people. More on forum.wordreference.com
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May 8, 2007
Does "if you please" have any relation to "s'il vous plait" ("if it pleases you," but read literally, "if it you please")?
Yes that's Etymology 2 for please on wiktionary. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/please More on reddit.com
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The word "please" in "if you please" - English Language Learners Stack Exchange
To please, to be pleasing or agreeable to, to suit (someone). Now arch. Originally with dative. 1767 .. tr. Plautus Comedies .. Hold—I have a thought;—See, if it likes you. Arch. here stands for archaic. One of my favourite quotes about this is the Middle English one that a professor cited in the class in which I learned about this phenomenon in the first place. It's a little too much to go into its structure here, but it appears to literally mean... More on ell.stackexchange.com
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What was the original meaning of “please,” and how exactly did it function?
In French, the phrase for "please" is "s'il vous plaît", which means "if it pleases you". The English word "please" as a polite request comes from a similar origin. More on reddit.com
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Collins Dictionary
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IF YOU PLEASE - Meaning & Translations | Collins English Dictionary
If you please is sometimes used as a very polite and formal way of attracting someone's attention or of asking them to do something.
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Merriam-Webster
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IF YOU PLEASE Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster
The meaning of IF YOU PLEASE is —used to make a polite request. How to use if you please in a sentence.
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Wiktionary
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if you please - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
The construction is unusual since ... and please as a verb in the third-person singular subjunctive, such that if you please actually meant if it may please you....
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Quora
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Does the expression 'if you please' exist? If yes, how is it used in a phrase? - Quora
Answer (1 of 5): The original question is: > Does the expression "if you please" exist? If yes, how is it used in a phrase? Answer: Yes, it does exist, though in this quickly evolving world its use is fast fading. Nowadays its use would be understood by most people as not just being polite, but...
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As you please... If you please ... Rude? | WordReference Forums
May 8, 2007 - There's an old-fashioned expression in BE, to mind one's p's and q's; it means to be careful to say please and thank-you to people. They are the essential lubricants of our social contacts and I think it's often good manners to thank people ...
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Collins Dictionary
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IF YOU PLEASE definition in American English | Collins English Dictionary
If you please is sometimes used as a very polite and formal way of attracting someone's attention or of asking them to do something.
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r/etymology on Reddit: Does "if you please" have any relation to "s'il vous plait" ("if it pleases you," but read literally, "if it you please")?
December 20, 2021 -

I've always wondered why "please," a verb that means to bring pleasure to another person, is used when asking a favor/permission. The older "if you please" is still odd, but the French "s'il vous plait" ("if it pleases you") makes more sense. The L is often dropped in pronunciation so it sounds like "si vous plait," which, although I think it wouldn't make sense in French, would literally translate to "if you please."

Does anyone know if this is anywhere near the mark? Is it possible that the phrase is a slight mistranslation of the French?

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Cambridge Dictionary
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PLEASE | English meaning - Cambridge Dictionary
4 days ago - Thank you and thanksWe use expressions with thank you and thanks to respond to something politely and to show we are grateful for something. Thanks is more informal than thank you. We often add other words to make the response stronger: … ... I shall go out with whomever I please. ... They want £200, if you please, just to replace a couple of broken windows!
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You've found a good one. The short answer is that in some places and times, to please can mean and has meant to like or to be pleased. This also shows up in the expression do as you please.


For more detail, we'll start with an interesting entry in the OED:

please, v.
II. With a person as subject: to be satisfied, to desire, to like.
6. intr.
a. To take pleasure, to be satisfied. Obs.

Notice the which indicates that the usage no longer exists. Judging by the examples they give, it mostly died off about 700 years ago (despite etymonline.com's claim that it arose only 500 years ago). But there are a few examples as recently as 100 years ago, such as this one:

1908 .. Wind in Willows .. And take your time tomorrow morning—breakfast at any hour you please!

Today, we would probably say like or choose in place of please.


The words please and like both have interesting developments in more than one language. The idea of liking something and the idea of something being likeable tend to cross-contaminate.

I suspect this is because of the tension involved in the question of agency. Who is responsible for your pleasant experience of an apple? Do you like it, or does it please you?1

Some languages express both, and some settle on one or the other. In English we tend to place the agency with the one liking. But consider the Spanish verb gustar as in Me gustan las manzanas: this is naturally translated "I like apples," literally translated "Apples please me / are to my taste." I don't know of many verbs in Spanish that let you put it the other way round.

Interestingly, in English, like and please appear to have switched places at some point in the past. Here's another bizarre OED entry for us modern speakers:

like, v. 1
I. To please.
1. Frequently with non-referential it as subject. Also occasionally impers.
a. trans. To please, to be pleasing or agreeable to, to suit (someone). Now arch.
Originally with dative.

1767 .. tr. Plautus Comedies .. Hold—I have a thought;—See, if it likes you.

Arch. here stands for archaic.

One of my favourite quotes about this is the Middle English one that a professor cited in the class in which I learned about this phenomenon in the first place. It's a little too much to go into its structure here, but it appears to literally mean:

Pears liked the king.

But in Modern English, the king does the liking, and the pears do the pleasing!


1 And even if you like the apple, does it disagree with you? (This expression means "to have trouble digesting"... but notice how the agent switches!)

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Vocabulary.com
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Please - Definition, Meaning & Synonyms | Vocabulary.com
To please someone is to give them pleasure or to make them happy. This is also a word for polite requests like, "Could you please pass the milk?"
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Longman
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please | meaning of please in Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English | LDOCE
With the Explorer pass, you can get on and off the bus as you please.3 → please yourself4 → if you please5 → bold/calm/cool etc as you please6 → please God→ See Verb tableExamples from the Corpusplease• They felt this would impart a pleasing curvature to an otherwise rectangular building.• I think he tries a little too hard to please.• Can not afford national advertising, so relies on verbal testimonials to expand business, so eager to please.• I think we have the right to move about as we please.• Unfortunately, it's impossible to please everyone, all of the time, at the s
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Merriam-Webster
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PLEASE Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster
2 days ago - The meaning of PLEASE is to afford or give pleasure or satisfaction. How to use please in a sentence.
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Cambridge Dictionary
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Conditionals: other expressions ( unless, should, as long as ) - Cambridge Grammar
Unless means something similar to ‘if … not’ or ‘except if’. The verb forms in the examples are similar to sentences with if: we use the present simple in the unless-clause and shall, should, will, would, can, could, may or might in the main clause: Unless I phone you, you can assume the train’s on time.
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Wikihow
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What Does “If You Will” Mean? Definition & Examples
September 16, 2024 - “If you please” is also a polite way to make a request. “If you please” is another fancy-sounding phrase that helps make a request sound courteous and respectful.
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Cambridge Dictionary
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IF YOU WILL | English meaning - Cambridge Dictionary
4 days ago - IF YOU WILL definition: 1. used to say that a particular expression is one way of saying something, especially to suggest…. Learn more.