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So let's take a look at the best Dumbledore quotes in both the books and the movies, in anticipation of seeing him on our screens once again in the sequel to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them! Dumbledore and Snape share a moment [Credit: Warner Bros.] This one isn't actually a quip, but it's still so funny ...
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What is your favorite Albus Dumbledore quote of them all?
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What's your favorite Harry Potter quote and why?

"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”

This quote speaks to me more than any other in the entire series. For any book you read, it's just happening in your head. These words on paper don't do anything until you read them and start to imagine or dream. These stories, these letters that join together to make up things we love and hold dear-they evoke very real emotions and feelings. We develop connections with fictional characters (tv/movie/book) and just because they aren't real, why should that mean that our happiness that they bring or sadness isn't real? From another perspective, we all have hopes and aspirations we strive to accomplish. Right now, they aren't tangible. They're just ideas we have in our head. But why does that make them any less real?

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What's a quote from Harry Potter you use in daily or weekly life?

I'VE DONE MY WAITING!!! 12 YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!

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r/harrypotter on Reddit: What is your favorite Albus Dumbledore quote of them all?
September 29, 2023 - ... My favorite quote is always going to be from Dumbledore “Do not pity the dead, Harry, pity the living, and above all those who live without love”. Anyone else have a favorite quote…?
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Harry Potter: 10 Quotes That Prove Dumbledore Was The Funniest Character
April 16, 2022 - Dumbledore is, for the most part, a very likable character, someone who doesn’t take himself too seriously. One of the funniest quotes from Dumbledore is this one, in which he remarks that what he truly wants for Christmas is socks rather than all of the books that he usually gets.
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Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022) - Quotes - IMDb
Albus Dumbledore: Funny how historic days seem so ordinary when you're living them. Well, perhaps that's what happens when the world gets things right.
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Harry Potter: Funniest Quotes – Always Snape – A Severus Snape Fansite
It would be helpful to include the book and chapter of each quote so that others can find it. ... The Gestalt Prince has reacted to this post. ... 'I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment,' Dumbledore said to Uncle Vernon, 'but the evidence so far suggests that that would be optimistic to the point of foolishness.'
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The 59 Best Dumbledore Quotes
“Severus . . . please . . .” Snape raised his wand and pointed it directly at Dumbledore. “Avada Kedavra!” A jet of green light shot from the end of Snape’s wand and hit Dumbledore squarely in the chest. Harry’s scream of horror never left him; silent and unmoving, he was forced to watch as Dumbledore was blasted into the air.
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50 Best Albus Dumbledore Quotes from Harry Potter
April 9, 2024 - 28. “But Dumbledore says he doesn’t care what they do as long as they don’t take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.” #funnyquote · – Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix · Dumbledore Happiness Quotes · Albus Dumbledore Quotes ·
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43 Albus Dumbledore Quotes That Are Truly Iconic and Inspiring
July 24, 2024 - In honor of Gambon’s work, we have collected our favorite Dumbledore quotes from both the Harry Potter movies and books. They’re a mixture of laugh-out-loud moments, inspiring remarks about love and life, and even some deep philosophical pondering of death and the afterlife.
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Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!" "You do care," said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to stop Harry demolishing his office.
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The Best Albus Dumbledore Quotes. Because he really did know it all | by Joseph Ream | Read or Die! | Medium
February 24, 2024 - The Best Albus Dumbledore Quotes Because he really did know it all I just finished my a billionth Harry Potter re-watch, and I found myself ruminating on a lot of words that came out of the infamous …
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone: Dumbledore Humour #Humour #Quotes #HarryPotter
July 12, 2020 - But what I also noticed in this read was the humorous outpourings that seem to come from Dumbledore pretty much every time we meet him in the book (except perhaps when he is present at the famous Quidditch match refereed by Severus Snape—he says nothing there at all). From downright senseless-ridiculous to very funny, Dumbledore certainly has some rather remarkable lines in this book.
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What are some of your favorite quotes from Albus Dumbledore? - Quora
Answer: “It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.” The thought of death is often far more terrifying than death itself- people fear ambiguous, unanswerable forces of nature.
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51 Short and Funny Harry Potter Quotes for Muggles – The Creative Muggle
December 27, 2023 - Short and Funny Harry Potter Quotes 1. It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.” - Albus Dumbledore 2. “Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.” - Albus Dumbledore
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40 Inspiring Harry Potter Quotes From Dumbledore, Hermione, More
April 28, 2020 - Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love,” Dumbledore says in chapter 35 of The Deathly Hallows when looking at the remains of Voldemort's soul. ... “The truth.
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22 Funniest 'Harry Potter' Movie Quotes
After Harry defeats Voldemort and ... Albus Dumbledore, who tells him that his escapade is technically a secret — which is all the more reason why everyone in Hogwarts knows about it. Aside from being a funny encapsulation of how rumors at school work, it's also an amusing line that tells viewers everything they need to know about Hogwarts gossip and how quickly it spreads. Those who don't find Harry Potter quotes funny needn't ...
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What are some of Harry Potter's wittiest and most savage quotes? - Quora
Answer (1 of 10): There’s no need to call me Sir Professor Say what you like about Severus Snape redeeming himself — he was a bully of a teacher. He made students feel awful about themselves, and the only reason Harry wasn’t one of his most affected victims is because Harry could take ...
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Harry Potter | All the Harry Potter quotes you could need for every kind of speech | Wizarding World
June 19, 2025 - If you’re in need of a dazzling opener, we think these will do just the trick… · ‘Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic’ – Albus Dumbledore