Factsheet
by Bryan Woods
and Scott Beck
by Bryan Woods
and Scott Beck
John krasinski should have let someone, anyone else handle the writing because the sound and cinematography are let down by a script I think he wrote in crayon on the back of an Uno's placemat.
In no particular order.
WHy didn't the safe island with a radio station make announcements that the fucking aliens can't fucking swim. Would have saved the harbor hillbillies at the very least.
You don't even have to tell them where you are. Instead you play over the sea as some sort of idiot riddle.
The first movie made explicit that the aliens landed in Mexico and the army was unable to stop their progressive march in news articles on leighs big board.
Sequel says fuck that, aliens land in the back yard and boom they are ripping everyone apart like soft bread popsicles. Hard to publish a paper on noisy presses with them scything through the town.
When the daughter gets to the island why doesn't she immediately insist on using THEIR ONLY VIABLE WEAPON. Not only to protect you know everybody but also her family with a crying death magnet baby.
This movie is so so sadly dumb. The first one had some silly moments but got a pass from nice details and a tight contained story but this one sucks cabbage farts and blows holes in the first too.. at least I think so