https://www.mysteryranch.com/forager-hip-mini-bag https://www.fjallraven.com/eu/en-gb/bags-gear/backpacks-bags/travel-bags/high-coast-hip-pack?_t_q=&_t_hit.id=Luminos_Storefront_Web_Features_Catalog_Product_Domain_CommonProduct/CatalogContent_bca5f3f2-ccc0-4571-9f30-b83c53b42304_en-GB&_t_hit.pos=2&_t_tags=andquerymatch%2clanguage%3aen%2csiteid%3a162d49d9-f0ac-4d2d-a110-e8143f6ca828&v=F23223%3a%3a7323450925345 https://arcteryx.com/us/en/shop/arro-waist-pack More on reddit.com

just get a normal fanny pack... and wear it across your chest if you want? In more seriousness, and if you want a quality product with a reputation, I just picked up one from Cotopaxi , they have tons of fun and unique colors... no weed theme though. Patagonia's mini belt black hole pack is comparable. If you also like Sofi Tukker, and also want to spend even more money, you can get a Baboon to the Moon pack they've helped theme . Also fun colors, no weed or hippies. Otherwise, as many are saying... Walmart or Amazon or anywhere will have fun looking inexpensive "fanny packs", "belt packs", "cross-body bags", "small messenger bags".... they come up a lot in companies that make cycling gear too! More on reddit.com

Seems like the Helikon-Tex bag is all the rage https://www.amazon.com/dp/B014PNPLCE/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_i_z.cPEb5YTVATV

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The DEFY Insidious Jr. will fit an iPad, and while technically a small sling (6L capacity) you could probably wear it as a fanny pack / bum bag depending on your body type. I own several, but have never tried wearing one in that configuration. The linked version is in TexWax Canvas which is currently on sale, but they make it in X-Pac, Nylon, etc. DEFY also makes The Parker which is smaller at 3L and not rated to fit an iPad per the description, but if you like the Insidious Jr. but want it even smaller, that's more or less the Parker. If you want an even bigger sling to wrap around your waist and upset the gatekeepers, the full-size Insidious will get the job done. Made in USA. Mystery Ranch has a few options in their Everyday Carry line, the Hip Monkey, Forager and Full Moon. I like Mystery Ranch bags for efficient design and value-for-money, they've been making backpacks and the like for the military and first responders for years now. Last but not least, Patagonia has some cool stuff in this category. Check out the Black Hole Waist Pack (5L) / Ultralight Black Hole Mini (1L) on the small side, or the Stealth Hip Pack (11L!) and Dirt Roamer (3L) for more outdoors/biking/active pursuits. If those are all too fancy for you, Hill People Gear makes no-frills solid belt packs, Made in USA. Not always in stock, don't think one would fit an iPad. More on reddit.com