Can be off anything or even make something up, like a catchphrase. Things like 'Just remember every fart is a gamble, and you can't win them all.' found this after browsing the top Ask Reddit's.

I'll start: "If life gives you lemons it's because fate doesn't want you to get scurvy." "Anything's a d*ldo if you're brave enough." "What doesn't kill you mutates and tries again."

Can anyone point me to a list of humorous nonsensical "wise man" quotes? Things that you think some Tibetan monk would say to make you think deeper about the world, but that make zero sense? Something like this: "It is not wise to put a basket on your head or you will be eaten by a dog." or "It is not good to point at a rainbow, or your finger will rot!"

I'm building a Tortle monk and i want that old wise grandmaster vibe, but he's really clueless so he just makes up bullshit sounding sage advice that he gives to everyone.