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Harry: But, Hagrid, we're not allowed to do magic away from Hogwarts. You know that. ... Ron: It's spooky! She knows more about you than you do! ... Voldemort: There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it. ... Severus Snape: For your information, Potter, Asphodel and Wormwood make a sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the Draught of the Living Death. A Bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons.
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The 21 Best Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Quotes
#2: “Now if you two don’t mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.” #3: “Are you sure that’s a real spell? Well, it’s not very good, is it?”
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Funny Albus Dumbledore Quotes -What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirell is a complete secret, so, naturally the whole school knows. ...To Harry Potter at the end of the book -I believe your friends Misters…Read moreRead more of this quotation
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Quotes Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Famous Quotes Explained · Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 · Next · “My dear Professor.
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“Harry found that he had fewer nightmares when was tired out after working out.” (p.216)
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"Ah, shut up, Dursley, you great prune."
Published June 26, 2017
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Mine: I'm going to bed before either of you comes up with another idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.
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80 Harry Potter Quotes: Funny, Inspiring and Famous HP Quotes
June 4, 2025 - Dumbledore’s not shy with his thoughts about the allure of the Sorcerer’s Stone and its power. 15. “Dobby has heard of your greatness, sir, but of your goodness, Dobby never knew.” —Dobby, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Quotes Showing 31-60 of 2,065 · “Harry -- yer a wizard.” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone ... “Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone · tags: albus-dumbledore, dumbledore, funny, the-philosopher-s-stone
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79 Best Harry Potter Quotes About Life, Love, and Loss | Teen Vogue
April 26, 2022 - Whether this is your first or thousandth time reading these lines, they’re sure to speak to something inside you — something that challenges you to be courageous in the face of adversity, but also confirms that love and friendship are the most precious things in this world, and the most magical. Read on to discover the 79 most iconic Harry Potter quotes of all time.
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Funny Albus Dumbledore Quotes -What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirell is a complete secret, so, naturally the whole school knows. ...To Harry Potter at the end of the book
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Quotes | Explanations with Page Numbers | LitCharts
Related Characters: Albus Dumbledore (speaker), Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Lily Potter, James Potter, Voldemort / You-Know-Who ... “SO WHAT?” Harry shouted. “Don’t you understand? If Snape gets hold of the Stone, Voldemort’s coming back! Haven’t you heard what it was like when he was trying to take over?
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HARRY: They're my letters! Let go of me! VERNON: I'm warning you now, boy. Any funny business, any at all, and you won't have any meals for a week.
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22 Funniest 'Harry Potter' Movie Quotes
The funniest quotes from the Harry Potter movies include a snarky remark from Severus Snape and an angry yet adorable line from the lovable Dobby.
Published November 7, 2024
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Mine is “Fred, George, Harry, and Ron were the only ones who knew that the angel on top of the tree was actually a garden gnome that had bitten Fred on the ankle as he pulled up carrots for Christmas dinner. Stupefied, painted gold, stuffed into a miniature tutu and with small wings glued to its back, it glowered down at them all, the ugliest angel Harry had ever seen, with a large bald head like a potato and rather hairy feet.”
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Percy, however, held out his hand solemnly as though he and Harry had never met and said, ‘Harry. How nice to see you.’ ‘Hello, Percy,’ said Harry, trying not to laugh. ‘I hope you’re well?’ said Percy pompously, shaking hands. It was rather like being introduced to the mayor. ‘Very well, thanks –’ ‘Harry!’ said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. ‘Simply splendid to see you, old boy –’ ‘Marvellous,’ said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry’s hand in turn. ‘Absolutely spiffing.’ Percy scowled. ‘That’s enough, now,’ said Mrs Weasley. ‘Mum!’ said Fred, as though he’d only just spotted her, and seized her hand, too. ‘How really corking to see you –’
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Something about the weasly twins having their first initials on their christmas jumpers, and Harry receives one without... "mum seems to think you can remember your name without prompts. But we're not stupid, we know we're called Gred and Forge." So silly, so funny.
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Quotes by J.K. Rowling
“Do you mean ter tell me," he growled at the Dursleys, "that this boy—this boy!—knows nothin' abou'—about ANYTHING?" Harry thought this was going a bit far. He had been to school, after all, and his marks weren't bad. "I know some things," he said. "I can, you know, do math and stuff.” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone ... All Quotes Quotes By J.K.
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Quotes Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Chapter 1 Quotes · Previous Next · Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. My dear Professor, surely a sensible person like yourself can call him by his name?
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Quotes from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
He'd spent his life being clouted by Dudley and bullied by Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon; if he was really a wizard, why hadn't they been turned into warty toads every time they'd tried to lock him in his cupboard? If he'd once defeated the greatest sorcerer in the world, how come Dudley had always been able to kick him around like a football?" Chapter 3, pg. 47 · Quote 6: "Harry wished he had about eight more eyes.
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Best Quotes In Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone
May 16, 2023 - Hermione Granger in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. This is another one of Hermione's classic Harry Potter quotes, and she delivers it right after the trio runs into trouble on the third-floor corridor of Hogwarts Castle.
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The 129 Best Harry Potter Quotes That Will Make You Wish You Could Obliviate Your Memory Just To Read (Or Watch) Them Again For The First Time
November 4, 2025 - 78. "My father will hear about this!" —Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone · 79. "Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair...and a hand-me-down robe.