Here's a full list of them because I have nothing better to do on this Friday morning. Happy Uterus Independence Day. Happy Womb Emigration Day. I hope you have a wonderful Umbilical Bungee Anniversary. Your belly button used to be an outtie with your mom on the end. Another year clean and off the amniotic fluid. Stay strong. Hey I didn't know you were born. Good job! Happy anniversary of the nine month anniversary of your dad blowing his load inside your mom. Happy anniversary of the first time a doctor slapped your ass. Remember you used to live inside someone else? Fair play for not doing that anymore. Better out than in. This day a few short years ago you caused your mother tremendous pain. You should be apologising not celebrating. Is it weird that we're all cheering at regular intervals as your life runs out? Either way, hooray! xx Happy anniversary of being Bourne. I still maintain that was Matt Damon, but I'm happy if you're happy. You used to live inside a person. Gross. Happy anniversary of the first time you decided to be a pain in the gee. To think only a few short years ago you were just a zygote. Have a totally multicellular day. Happy belly-exile day! Happy anniversary of the first time someone asked you to get out of them. I don't know why you're celebrating. Margaret Thatcher is DEAD. Bon birthday. If felicitations were albumen, you'd be getting the egging of a lifetime. Happy birthday. Learn to tidy up after yourself by the way. That vagina was a mess. Birthdays cause mumps. FACT. I am fully aware I am ruining the point of this site. More on reddit.com

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Happy birthday!! This sign totally needs to be on more products! More on reddit.com