So as of the video “The Funeral!”, it is mentioned that Barbara Guy is survived by her TWO sons, Brooklyn T Guy and Jonathan.

Many videos mentioned previously that Brooklyn T Guy has several brothers. The only ones with a physical appearance so far are Does Bad Things Guy, Makes Bad Decisions Guy, Chicago Guy(not exactly sure if it’s canon whether that was him in Jeffy’s Coma or not. I’m just using what the SML wiki has for backup atm. Correct me if I’m wrong), Doctor Me, and Jonathan. (If I missed any, I apologize). The other brothers are just briefly mentioned.

However, after watching “Brooklyn Guy’s Dad!” a few times, I’ve come up with a theory on these siblings. Since Mr. Guy/BTG’s father is stated to be a horn dog and was willing to get Karen pregnant, perhaps there’s a possibility he’s been with many women and has impregnated them in the process of dating. While there’s only been a mention of one woman he cheated on, I believe that he’s been cheating on Barbara for years with many different women. Maybe even before Brooklyn T Guy and Jonathan were conceived.

Now I’m not saying Brooklyn T Guy and Jonathan are Barbara’s only kids. Steve Stalboerger only said she was survived by her two sons, despite it being mentioned that Brooklyn T Guy is a triplet to Does Bad Things Guy and Doctor Me. Does Bad Things Guy was left out of the service speech and the will because he passed away in “The Secret Door”. So Barbara obviously isn’t survived by him. I am a bit stumped on Doctor Me though. Perhaps Barbara just didn’t bother including him or forgot? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe she also hates him and found no point in mentioning him as he’s not around. She really only seems to get a kick out of hating Brooklyn T Guy anyway.

I believe every brother, except for Jonathan, Does Bad Things Guy, and Doctor Me are not Barbara’s biological kids since she did not conceive them. That is why neither of them were mentioned in the service or will either. Mr. Guy is the father to them all and their said mothers are obscure as he got them pregnant and possibly ran off to avoid child support.

So now that we know all of that, where are these other brothers? Who is alive and who is dead? The only ones confirmed to be dead are Does Bad Things Guy and Plane Crash Guy. The others I assume just live in different states. They all as well have rather lazy names. I believe that Mr. Guy was bad at naming his kids or just didn’t care enough to give them proper ones, which is why so many of his sons are just (insert word/words here) Guy. The ones specifically being named after states were born in those states. So Mr. Guy would obviously just go with the lazy route and name them after whatever state they were in at the moment. He came up with the name Brooklyn while Barbara came up with the name Jonathan. Brooklyn T Guy seems to be the only son he cares about while all the others he either hates or at most barely knows. Like I said, he probably impregnated a bunch of woman without even knowing it. Either that or he just doesn’t give a shit if he did or not.

So that’s my theory. These siblings were not retconned. I know the SML wiki lists them as Barbara’s kids. Yet that hasn’t been confirmed. Remember that this is just something I came up with and is not canon. Next thing you know, Logan could easily make all of this useless and have a video where all these brothers just randomly show up. Yet I feel like this somewhat makes sense. Ngl though… if they did all show up that would be pretty funny.

Apologies for this being a lot to read 😅 also if there’s typos I apologize for that too… 😵