No, but srsly, guys, I have a problem. I've already expounded on my love for this garment which is both ridiculously flattering and comfortable. It's become my go-to for wearing when it's hot AF but I want to look nice and crisp. (It's what I wore to jury duty the other week when I was NOT picked to serve on the cocaine trafficking trial. Take from that what you will.)

I also have probably talked on here about my love for the hot shot onesie of which I have two. This is what I wear with an $8 Target tanktop when it's hot AF and I don't mind looking like the kind of old woman who goes to sound bath workshops because I am one. (I also wear these in the cold weather with a tight long sleeve and a cashmere zip up hoodie because you can look like a hippie dilettante at any season of the year.)

But that is just scratching the surface. I have an old pair of Madewell lightweight denim coveralls (the kind that one FFA poster once memorably said makes one look like a "tiny mechanic") that are beat to hell because it was my favorite spring/fall/cool summer outfit for years. I have another Athleta jumpsuit that I got on deep deep DEEP discount last year that really needed to go to the tailors but that I've been wearing around the house or just to go on walks this summer even though the waist ain't quite right. Don't judge me, ok? I have a linen NotPerfect Linen wrap jumpsuit from 2017 that I barely ever have worn because it feels a little too "karate gi" every time I put it on. (I might wear this today or next weekend and give it a final shot before donating.) I recently bought this for another try at the whole linen jumpsuit thing. It's beautiful. Actually, I'll probably wear that today and not the gi.

I'm not even counting my denim overalls, my WHITE denim overalls or my super beloved rust corduroy overalls. Or my army green long sleeved heavy cotton coverall-style romper which it's never the right temperature to wear in Boston except two days a year, one in May, one in September. Or my slinky terracotta "disco jumpsuit" that I bought on Anthro sale-on-sale and have never yet had the right occasion to wear. (It almost made it to a wedding once.)

And then, because I really really really wanted the Spanx Air Essentials jumpsuit but I just couldn't pull the trigger on $148 when I knew there HAD to be a dupe, I went searching and, well, this one, $20 with coupon, probably made by slave children but so's my phone is arriving Wednesday. There's a 12 step program for people who only want to wear adult onesies, right?

Don't AMA, just post more jumpsuit p0rn, alright? Or invite me somewhere where the disco jumpsuit is appropriate.

Edit: who needs a 12 step program when you have enablers? I 💕 you guys. Thanks for giving me more content to drool over and thank you for supporting the Jumpsuit Lifestyle.