yes
/yĕs/
noun
  1. An affirmative or consenting reply.
  2. An affirmative vote or voter.
from The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition. More at Wordnik
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Quora
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What’s the difference between 'yes' and 'yes.' in text messages? - Quora
Sounds like someone erased a lot ... excuses. Some reasons. That explains the reason why he said yes. Yes is more like “it is for sure yes....
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Vocabulary.com
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Yes - Definition, Meaning & Synonyms | Vocabulary.com
Yes is a confirmation or an affirmative — a positive reply. When you say yes to a friend's invitation to a party, it means you'll be there.
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r/polls on Reddit: How do you say ''yes'' in chat?
October 13, 2023 - I use lots of variants, but “Yes.” is the most prevalent. ... It's an ick when people say Yeah to me especially if I'm your close friend. It's like u want me to be a stranger.
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Dictionary.com
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YES Definition & Meaning | Dictionary.com
Yes definition: (used to express affirmation or assent or to mark the addition of something emphasizing and amplifying a previous statement).. See examples of YES used in a sentence.
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Collins Dictionary
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YES definition and meaning | Collins English Dictionary
4 meanings: 1. used to express acknowledgment, affirmation, consent, agreement, or approval or to answer when one is addressed.... Click for more definitions.
Published   March 26, 2018
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EF English Live
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Don't Be a Word Bore: Alternative Ways to Say Yes | EF English Live
Yes can be an answer in response to an offer, such as “I’ve got spare tickets to the big game this weekend if you’d like one?” or “I could help you with your homework tonight if you like?” · OK I’d love that!
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Especially pronounced yeah, no, this answer is

an agreement; the “yeah” functions as affirmation, while the “no” could be replaced by the phrase “don’t worry.” (Wikipedia)

The no can actually be interpreted also as, I get you, really, I do believe you, depending on context.

In a post on OUPblog, Professor Edwin L. Battistella (Southern Oregon University in Ashland) says:

“Yeah no” is what linguists call a discourse marker. Discourse markers are usually short and sometime vague-seeming parts of a sentence which serve semantic, expressive, and practical functions in speech. They can indicate assent or dissent (or sometimes both). They can indicate attention, sarcasm, hedging, self-effacement, or face-saving.

LanguageHat quotes Professor Kate Burridge from Monash University, Australia, giving a more systematic classification of uses:

Professor Burridge says the phrase falls into three main categories, each determined by context. The literal agrees before adding another point, the abstract defuses a comment and the textual lets the speaker go back to an earlier point.

Sarah Grieves lists 8 ways you can use the phrase, giving examples from The Spoken British National Corpus

Agreeing, Disagreeing, Partially disagreeing, Showing you’re listening, Introducing a new idea, Showing enthusiasm/emphasising, Hedging/hesitation, Clarifying (Cambridge.org)

This is spoken language, so the use of the expression will be very flexible, with a meaning sometimes not clear to the speaker himself. I personally use it sometimes, for example, to express that not everything is black or white, yes or no.

If you want to read more about it, there is plenty on this post from the LanguageLog.

Addition: I found an article about Yeah, no on Grammarphobia and I can't resist quoting it here:

Even presidents of the United States aren’t immune. When a radio interviewer in 2011 asked Bill Clinton how he felt about being spoofed on TV comedy shows, Ben Yagoda writes,

The former president replied, ‘Oh yeah, no I thought a lot of the Saturday Night Live guys were great.’ ”

Among other examples, the same article gives an example of the phrase being used to express agreement:

The lexicographer Jonathan Lighter quoted a former New York City police detective as saying on CNN:

Yeah, no, you’re right!

Lighter added:

There it seems to mean, ‘Yes indeed, and no, I wouldn’t think of contradicting you.’

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It is quite common for responses in English, at least in American English, to contain an affirmative and a negative together. Example:

A. There's a concert in the park tonight. Do you want to go?
B. Yeah, no. I'm too tired.

In such an example, the first word is not really an assent or a confirmation. It is instead a way of saying, "Yes, I understand the situation." The subsequent negation asserts the negative polarity, rejecting the proposal.

Sometimes there will be a flavor of sarcasm to it, and sometimes even two affirmatives together will assert a negative. Example:

A. I saw an alien spacecraft land in a field north of town last night.
B. Yeah, right.

Here there is no doubt that B is contending that A is mistaken, joking, or crazy.

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Oxford English Dictionary
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yes, adv., n., & int. meanings, etymology and more | Oxford English Dictionary
humorous. yes way: used as a response to ‘no way’ (no way int. B.1), to emphasize the truth of an initial statement. Cf. way int.1 B.2. ... (Bill and Ted are utterly shocked. Finally:) Bill. Who are you guys? New Ted. We're you, dude! Ted. No way.
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Cambridge Dictionary
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YES | definition in the Cambridge English Dictionary
YES meaning: 1. used to express willingness or agreement: 2. used for emphasis: 3. used to show that you are…. Learn more.
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Yes | Meaning of yes - YouTube
See here, the meanings of the word yes, as video and text.(Click show more below.)yes (particle) A word used to show agreement or acceptance. Yes, ...
Published   April 23, 2019
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Urban Dictionary
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Urban Dictionary: yess
December 29, 2009 - To *enthusiastically* agree with something that was said. Makes more sense in texting or online chatting conversations because it uses two "S"s as opposed to "yes" which uses only one "S." A simple "yes" can sometimes be taken as a stock response ...
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Yes slang word | Learn English
October 2, 2016 - You can say "yip", "yah", Or "aha" as a slang word for yes. ... Find an online tutor for 1-on-1 lessons and master the knowledge you need! Prices from just $5 per hour.Explore tutors ... I am not interested in subscribing as some months I will be able to do 6-8 lessons a month, and others I will ...
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I'm 67 years old and use "yes" in this context somewhat frequently. It's not a joke, but a humorous response, and it's not restricted to young people or internet use at all. It means that the question itself is somewhat humorous, given the specific person being asked. It also means that the answer is larger or more of the characteristic being questioned than you would expect. The responder is going to be smiling when saying, "Yes!"

Example: Person 1: How much ice cream do you want? Person 2: Yes! (Start scooping and keep going until you fill up the bowl or I tell you to stop.)

Another Example: Person 1: Do you want a Jaguar or a Lamborghini for your free prize car? Person 2: Yes! (My desire for either is so great that I'll take either one.)

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I agree with Jason's comments, that these responses sound (if humorous) are supposed to be interpreted similar to a question where one option is supposed to be chosen from many (usu. with implied mutual exclusivity):

What would you like for dessert, ice cream or cake?

Yes. (Implying that I don't want one option, but rather all options)

By answering with purposefully incorrect English, the speaker is trying to give a humorous response.


It seems like an extension of that, for example in the first one:

Engineer: "How large should the rims be on the new model?"

Audi: "Yes"

I take it to mean "Yes, they should be very large, so large that they are almost indescribably/ridiculous for the context". This does not have the implication that the speaker is "high/stupid/not able to speak the language well" in this case, but rather that the speaker is trying to describe an "indescribable" aspect. So instead of giving a proper answer, they give a "joke" answer.

This kind of joke would be strange in this case, since the rims of a car can only be so big. It might apply better to someone designing a Monster Truck, and asking how big they should make the wheels. For example if the engineer is used to designing regular cars that are much smaller, then the person saying this would be implying "way, way bigger than you expect". It is still not the best use of the joke however.


In the second one:

Buddy: "How much weed are you taking with you?"

Snoop Dogg: "Yes"

I would say that this is supposed to imply that the speaker is "high" (mostly because being Snoop Dogg already has that implication). But there is also the implication, since the Buddy asks "how large of an amount", that the answer has an implied "So much weed that it's ridiculous".


In general, I would say that it sounds pretty characteristic of young people "Internet Speak", of people trying to apply a format of a joke they see often in other circumstances. In cases where a "degree" question is asked instead of between a few options, the implication is usually too such a high degree that it is indescribable/funny/ridiculous.

However, most of the humor comes from being it being a reference to the original joke format, rather than being funny by itself. It sounds like what my 10 year-old cousin might use when talking with his friends about Minecraft/Fortnite/whatever else they come up with.

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Quora
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What does it mean when a guy says yesss? - Quora
Answer (1 of 7): If you ask someone if they want to hang out, they have two options: Yes or No. This guy responded “yesss” and you want to know if that is a “yes” or a “no.” While I can see why you might be thrown a little by the spelling, I think we can safely assume that he was leaning toward ...
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Urban Dictionary
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Urban Dictionary: Yes
When you are too lazy to give an actual answer to a non-"yes or no" question.
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The Free Dictionary
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Wiktionary
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yes - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
"[…] Are you—?" / ". . . all right?" / We yessed simultaneously. / "At least, I think so." (slang) To attempt to flatter someone by habitually agreeing ... Borrowed from English yes.