From time to time I browse Orlando Craigslist and the community section is a real treat--> https://orlando.craigslist.org/d/community/search/ccc. The "activity partners" and "missed connections" sections are my favorite:

"I saw your bulge (Orlando) I noticed you were a bit excited and I snickerd and smiled. you asked me if I could fix it. I said yes but then I walked out. Wish I had not walked out. If you see this and need me to fix it plz msg me.

"Trucker needs a home time honey (Orlando) I am out of town a lot and my short turn around keeps me from going out. I’m hoping to find a friend that wants to hangout when I’m able."

" 19____and want to be pregnant ******* ))) (orlando) I am nineteen and want to be a mom now. May stupid and ill conceived but that's what I want. You don't need to stick around if you want. It can be a hit it and quit it If you'd like. If you want to be part of the kids life if I get pregnant, I certainly won't complain. Serious inquiries only. I'll send you a picture of me when you email mePut Baby Daddy in the subject or I won't respond"

"Female needed to clean car. Looking for female to do Car cleaning inside on occasion. Send pic and lets discuss."