April 3, 2019 - Percy Weasley, whose opinion of Dumbledore truly vacillates throughout the series, assures Harry that Dumbledore is brilliant when the young wizard asks if Dumbledore is mad, saying, "He's a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, Harry?" It's one of the funniest scenes in the first book and it helps paint the picture of Albus as the playful wizard he is.

So let's take a look at the best Dumbledore quotes in both the books and the movies, in anticipation of seeing him on our screens once again in the sequel to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them! Dumbledore and Snape share a moment [Credit: Warner Bros.] This one isn't actually a quip, but it's still so funny ...

March 13, 2025 - These are the best Albus Dumbledore quotes from Harry Potter. These Dumbledore quotes touch on death, life, choices, dreams, friendship, Hogwarts and more.

May 14, 2021 - While much of Dumbledore’s role in the series is quite serious, he also had the odd little quip or joke that definitely made audiences chuckle. These are our favorite funny quotes by Albus Dumbledore.

Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!" "You do care," said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to stop Harry demolishing his office.

“Severus . . . please . . .” Snape raised his wand and pointed it directly at Dumbledore. “Avada Kedavra!” A jet of green light shot from the end of Snape’s wand and hit Dumbledore squarely in the chest. Harry’s scream of horror never left him; silent and unmoving, he was forced to watch as Dumbledore was blasted into the air.

August 25, 2023 - To celebrate his character, we've gathered up some of the most inspirational and memorable Dumbledore quotes about love, choices, death, bravery, friendship, and hope.

July 18, 2021 - Enjoy the best of Albus Dumbledore quotes. We did our best to bring you only the best Harry Potter quotes. 25 Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right, and what is easy,

December 29, 2022 - Dumbledore always had the best lines. Whenever he spoke, everything made sense! Here are the best, most powerful, and most memorable things Dumbledore said (quotes from all the Harry Potter books).

July 26, 2022 - *Everyone knows that we changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone in America, which is why the quotes use the latter title.

July 22, 2022 - Whether you’ve never had it and choose to share some of those experiences, or maybe you have just about enough and still find something funny to say about it. If your financial status is not at its best yet, don’t get offended when a rich person tells a joke.

July 19, 2019 - Dumbledore reminds him that living in a fantasy land or dwelling on dreams can impede real-life progress. This kind of obsessing can only lead a person to feel dissatisfied and unhappy. This quote is definitely an interesting one coming from Dumbledore given his past.

October 2, 2019 - Ever the philosopher on matters of the heart, life and death, good and evil, our favourite headmaster didn’t only dish out wisdom exclusively relevant to magical folk; we could all learn a thing or two from Dumbledore’s wisest words.

He amused himself for a moment, picturing Dumbledore, with his long silver beard, full-length wizard's robes, and pointed hat, stretched out on a beach somewhere, rubbing suntan lotion onto his long crooked nose.” ― J.K.

November 15, 2018 - Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!" "You do care," said Dumbledore.

September 29, 2023 - ... My favorite quote is always going to be from Dumbledore “Do not pity the dead, Harry, pity the living, and above all those who live without love”. Anyone else have a favorite quote…?

April 28, 2020 - Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love,” Dumbledore says in chapter 35 of The Deathly Hallows when looking at the remains of Voldemort's soul. ... “The truth.

April 16, 2022 - Dumbledore is, for the most part, a very likable character, someone who doesn’t take himself too seriously. One of the funniest quotes from Dumbledore is this one, in which he remarks that what he truly wants for Christmas is socks rather than all of the books that he usually gets.

Albus Dumbledore: Funny how historic days seem so ordinary when you're living them. Well, perhaps that's what happens when the world gets things right.

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