I mean the automatic replies you get\give in certain work related situations. Mine is when you hear someone has covered work on their day off and everyone says "I hope #company# appreciate all you do!". When really we all know that the company doesn't care at all what you do for them.

10) “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” - Michael Scott

9) “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.” - Kelly Kapoor

8) “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” - Michael Scott

7) “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” - Michael Scott

6) “Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.” - Dwight Schrute

5) “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” - Michael Scott

4) “If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.” - Dwight

3) "I Was Able To Be On The Scene So Quickly Because I Was In The Car That Hit Her." – Michael Scott

2) "I Live By One Rule. No Office Romances, No Way. Very Messy, Inappropriate. But I Live By Another Rule. Just Do It. Nike." – Michael Scott

1. "Tit for Tit" - Dwight

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anything I'm missing?

also i'm doing a private beta test for a live group chat to debate tv shows / movies... and even invite michael scott to join the convo. It's called Oasis and link here to try it on IOS